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TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MAY NOT BE READING YOUR BIBLE ENOUGH --10 The Preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians ... and you check the table of contents. --9 You think Abraham, Isaac and Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60's. --8 You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out. --7 Your favorite Old Testament patriarch is Hercules. --6 A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in Psalms. --5 You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn't listed in either the concordance or the table of contents. --4 Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand: "Who gave you this stuff?" --3 You think the minor prophets worked in the quarries. --2 You keep falling for it every time when pastor tells you to turn to First Condominiums. And the No. 1 sign you may not be reading your Bible enough: 1) The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual bedtime story: "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors." A young couple invited their pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied. "Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?" "Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'" While on vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town. She pointed to it and told the children that it was the First Baptist Church. "It must be a franchise," her eight-year-old son said. "We've got one of those in our town too.
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